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Sunset Sunday

after ttwenty years we went back. We’d forgotten how much fun it was. How serene it can be. How peaceful and tranquil.

Here are some photographs which I hope convey the great time we had…

We went north from Kings Lynn - preferring the coast road to the A47

Wells-next-the-sea

the good ship 'Orion' - moored up near How Hill Nature Reserve

sunset Sunday

Nosey Neighbours!

Headless in Horning - I'd lost my hat by now too!

Riverside gaffs - a lottery win and we'd move in ! Perfect.

entering Wroxham

Captain Contagious

ice breaker

 

 

mouths to feed - and they like Baked Beans!

 

Alan did most of the 'driving'

 

 

big boat on Salhouse Broad

 

shut that gate!

 

Woodbastwick - pub and a brewery and fantastic Ploughmans Lunches ~ women can have them too

 

they came in search of paradise...

 

 

we needed to get under Wroxham Bridge...

 

the Pilot came aboard - £12 return

 

just a nice shot of Wroxham ~ a busy little place

 

"if I could choose the life I please then I would be a Boatman" The Levellers 1991

 

We often make for the graveyard - this was a 12th century church ! at Bealaugh

 

Bealaugh Church

 

new tankard - ceramic, like my hips

 

parked up

 

love old fingerposts

 

at the control (singular) 4 m.p.h.

 

The Rising Sun - Coltishall...no Skysports :-( ~ City were playing Napoli

 

Heron - lots of these

 

The River Bure

 

nicely unwound

 

Down boy !

 

Swan Vista !

 

Beware of the Duck

 

At Ludham Bridge - glad they let Dogs in !

 

Our final port of call...

 

Ireally like that flapping sail

 

Sue and 'Orion' at Sutton Staithe

 

the essence of the Norfolk Broads - thanks for looking - we miss it & will go back

 

 

 

 

 

I like Stonehenge. I really wanted to show it to Eve. We ran down via Avebury to kill two ancient birds with one stone as it were.
We had rented a cottage called ‘Pretty Box’ in a small village – Chedington. I didn’t take too many still shots as the week was captured on film in Wallet & Grimace’s latest bustblocker ‘Jurassic Lark’ – of course named after the wonderful stretch of coast that yields so many unlocked secrets of time, in the form of fossils. Not content with the one which had driven her down there young Eve took to hunting the things down, not without success. We had a lovely week. It was a little cool for June but the rain held 0ff for the most part – it’s made up for it since !!

I love this place

Fossil finding at Charmouth

I love these old fingerposts

another favourite place of mine -how many times have I hauled up that hill and around that bend

Eve on 'The Cob' at Lyme

The Needles

I like to photograph people walking away

up by 'Old Harry'

near Lulworth

Durdle Dor

Charmouth rocks! - actually it's quite sedate

Son-in-Law shooting

where did you get that hat?

then this would be put together by those brilliant Danes.Probably.
Standing in a sizeable field all on its own this Willerby ‘Vogue’ is a real belter.

A home from home par excellence. The large garden leads to the beach and beyond that the water feature, complete with uninterrupted views of the ‘Small Isles’ of Eigg and Rhum – or Rum, as some like to spell it. I prefer the aitch version myself – looks more Gaelic to me.

Just down the road lies the port of Mallaig. A cul-de-sac with only the ferry to Skye offering escape westward. If one should feel a need to ‘escape’ Me? I’m always happy to linger. The Town gets busy every day in Summer around noon – as the Jacobite steam train disgorged its cargo of sightseers from Fort William. The West Highland line is rightly renowned as amongt the most scenic in all the world, but come on a wet, dreech day and you’ll wonder what the fuss is about. Fish and Chips might cheer though – very special.

We had a couple of those dreechy days last week, but still enjoyed enough time on the beach for me to redden my legs – foolishly unprotected…it was a breezy day but the Sun is powerful at this time of year, even in Western Scotland!

We four had a really relaxing time. A long journey but ultimately well worth it. Any drive of just under seven hours might tax a little ‘un but our Grandaughter Eve is a seasoned traveller now and seems to take these mega-treks in her stride. She’ll read, or doze or just look out of the window. A ‘Best of Beano & Dandy’ from the 70′s kept her occupied this time, along with her Grandma – the two are devoted to each other. Mum came along too our second holiday together within a couple of months.

We were hoping for Sun, and as I said earlier we got a little of it. Only one day was completely marred by rain though and we stil managed a stroll in our long waxed cotton coats. I treated myself to a new hat at ‘Way out West’ a great little outdoors type shop in Mallaig. As it happened there was a week long ‘outdoor clothes sail’ on at the Community Hall’ so a few bargains were bagged. My hat ran out at £34 though, oh well, at least it fits and I shall wear it often.

We mostly ate in. Economy being higher than usual on collective agendas – caravan and fuel combined cost about £600 , and with other trips on the horizon and an escalating cost of living combined with static wage rates we were keen not to overspend. We didn’t.

Walks cost nowt ! – one memorable one at low tide along the Morar estuary almost deserted, as usual…and contemplated the little bungalow we went up to look at over 24 hours in ’06 with a view to buying. We didn’t – it needed too much doing…including new floors…but we’ll always hanker after a home in this area…probably never make it but hope springs eternal.

Eve has been on the cusp of swimming for a few months now. Growing increasingly confident in the water and attending swimming lessons every week. We visited the magnificent pool at Mallaig twice – the first time I’ve been in with her this year and I’m delighted to say within five minutes of my inexpert guidance she had ditched the armbands and had actually swam a few strokes first dog paddle, then breast stroke…covering about three metres. I was delighted, as she also took her first steps walking towards me in 2003. A feather in me cap. Actually I did find a spiffing feather to augment my new headgear but sadly the wind blew it off. Shame ‘cos it was just the job really. Feathery, yet not flamboyant.I digress.
Anyway she’s growing in confidence all the time and is now happy to swim four or five metres under the surface and navigate between outstretched legs. I remember doing this with my own dear Dad back in the day. It won’t be long before she’s swimming longer distances.

I managed to do a few lengths myself but I’m not the best of swimmers – it seems a little pointless if I’m honest.

Filmic highlight of the week was a screening of ‘South Pacific’ on the caravans big telly. Eve’s declares this her favourite musical – even better than High Street Musical which the teenies rave about so much. We watched the sing-along-version. I thought of my own Mum – this was her favourite too.
She’d be pleased to know her Great Granddaughter shares her enthusiasm.

From South Pacific to Eastern Atlantic & We were keen to visit one of our own islands islands again – and we plumped for Muck. £19.00 return for adults and a tenner for sprogs.It took an hour and a half for our boat to reach via Eigg, where we stopped for half an hour. Most of the passengers opted for four hours on Eigg whereas we stayed on to the smaller isle which is not visible from where we were on the mainland. The rain held off for the most part. We visited the ‘little green shed’ full of lovely hand made rugs and crafty stuff. ‘Open 24/7′ the sign boasts. It’s unmanned of course and the cash box was stuffed to overflowing in coin anyway. I estimated at least thirty quid in there, all relying on the honesty of visitors. I reckon the kind of person who visits such remote places is honourable and trustworthy – I certainly hope so. The rugs were retailing at £90.00 apiece…we didn’t buy though.
We spent the best part of an hour in the ‘Muck Restaurant’ waiting for our grub. Delicious when it arrived but it cut down on our time to explore Muck itself. We managed to find the cemetery. There were several poignant markers for unknown Sailors who had washed up on the Beach during the Second World War.

We got a little wet on the way back. Opting for ‘inside’ seats but Daughter felt rather queasy and we returned to our exposed seats astern. Exhilarating though as spray and rain combined to drench us all.

A good trip, rounded off with thick steaks in the ‘Chlachain Inn’ in Mallaig. splendid service. It’s no good offering Eve the child’s menu – she is a devout carnivore and loves steak – polishing off a 10oz. Sirloin no trouble at all. £80 all told though, but one has to push out the boat now and again even on eco-holiday.

A walk around the harbour at Mallaig is essential around 7-00pm. As the boats come back into port to unload their catch of Langoustine et al. Always fascinating to watch these hardy guys at work.

The time – as always – flew by. Lovely long restful nights of deep sleep. Just a great feeling not to have to bother about getting up for work – or school ! We played games in the evening. Bingo being Eve’s favourite – she’s making a profficient caller – though I had to explain ‘Maggies Den’ and there followed a short political discourse. I lost the General Knowledge Quiz – a shock, if I do say so myself!
We also had walkie-talkies which led to fun things & games on the beach. Agent Eve on the lookout for smugglers. I won the Cricket – a magnificent knock of fifteen , and a particularly fine stumping which dismissed Daughter. I also bowled out Wallet for a Duck!

We ventured into the freezing cold sea – only the once but at least we did it! We played Boules on the Beach and having taken THIRTY FIVE tennis balls (bought for a quid at a car boot) I tried to act as an automated serving machine for Grandaughter to wack ‘em all over the place – though she missed half of ‘em. Great fun.

Sammy : never far away when the fleets in !


All good things come to an end and end it did. We had a good last night and wined , dined and regaled tall tales – Greek Mythology this time – always a fascinating topic for hungry young imaginative minds.
The morrow was wet – again – and the drive home over Rannoch Moor was not without its challenges as the wind blew hard and oncoming coaches wanted more than their fair share of the road – foreigners?!
Nevertheless we made it safely and the sun even shone once back in good old Lancashire.
Back to the grind soon but hey! football’s back so it’s not all bad.Great holiday memories shared with our little un. – who is a sheer delight to me me and her beloved Grandma…

…a weeks holiday but no lie-in for this auld beggar.
Up at seven – prompted by Wallet, who wants a lift to the Fire-Station – save her buying an all week bus ‘mega-rider’ so up I get to a bowl of porridge and blackberries, and a round of toast.

I’ve gone on to that 50/50 best of both. White bread that’s supposed to be as wholesome as wholemeal – can this be reet? I checked out the ingredients and the other essentials and it actually does seem to be as high in fibre, low in sugar etc. etc. I do love the white bread but have been on wholemeal and granary for years – now I’m torn…I confess a preference for white (funny that eh).

Chucking it down here this am. but not before I returned home from the commute by proxy to clear up a load of leaves that have been bothering me in communal areas at the back of the house. No other bugger will see to ‘em so I assume the role of ‘community gradener’ these days. They’d become all soggy and were piled up by the recent strong winds. Filled our brown compost bin – not sure when it’s being collected either. Anyway, I gave meself a pat on t’ back like after I’d done it. By which time it was nearly ten – and time to pick up Wallet – she’s very part time tha’ knorrs.

Back home for a brew then off again to her Mum’s bungalow to take her down town to the bank. She’s not been outside for months – is frail following two falls – anyway she did okay and withdrew a couple of hundred quid for Christmas Presents. I’ll probably cop a score and spend it on dvd’s – she’s a generous woman.

Still chucking it down – rang LG to register me new surround sound – didn’t take up the extended guarantee offer – they’re always a rip off I think. Might take one out on the telly though , this time next year. It cost a grand and that’s a lot to see go south if it conks out.

Jump on the net mid aft. to stir the pot and get some reaction – habit…one I should do without. Also check share prices and stuff.

Contemplate an impending windfall payment from Aviva Insurance and their ‘inherited fund’ – voted for and was promised at least a couple of hundred quid by this late November – dunna know what’s happened to it. Must chase it up.

Out at four to collect grandaughter from school – late today as she’s been to ‘science-club’
get her home – she loves it here – do some reading practice together then watch ‘Ice-Cold in Alex’ which might seem a strange choice for a seven year old but she loves old war films and westerns (mainly thanks to me) and I talk her through them explaining any bits she might find hard to fahtom.

She was rivetted by Mills, Sims, Quayle and Co. not to mention Kate – the auld Ambulance. Seriously, this is a tense and exciting film for young kids – so much better than many of the current animations and dumbed down Disney. They have their place but don’t overlook the unlikeliest of old classics next time you have the Grandchildren around.

Daughter called to collect her and didn’t stay long – she’d had a long day and was tired. Modern women do a lot don’t they? Anyway , tomorrow I’m popping around to hers
with a bottle and a movie (The Damned United) we’ll have a nice couple of hours together while her Hubbies out with his mates.

Jumped back on here now while ‘The Escapist’ is taping to disc from Film4 – Brian Cox – Prison Drama – looks promising. Wallet’s gone off to kip to watch the Jungle prog (not my bag) with the promise of another lift in t’mornin’.

Just poured meself another Rum & Coke – with a twist of lemon and a couple of ice cubes what gorgeous drink

back in the world of work now…

Up with the lark – 5-40am. Radio 5′s ‘Wake up to Money’ more optimism about than those dire days of a year ago.

Quick swill and teeth clean then it’s something with berries for breakfast – porridge or Weetabix…or maybe a tin of Beans and Sausage on wholemeal toast…that’ll do nicely. Flora Pro-Active in generous dollops. Turn on the Philips DAB & let Radio 5 annoy me (Radio Mate) over brekky, or switch to Radio 4 for more gravitas and common sense – it’s the jokey studio banter on 5 that pees me orf !

Wallet’s awake, I hear her upstairs. She has a bus to catch.

Out into the cold – hope it’s not wet…unlock the ‘up and over’ to fire up the shining red beast within. Not far this trip – less than three miles – stop for a Daily Mail on the way…a daily diet of depression, but it’s my fix. A well mannered Muslim serves me and calls me Sir…or boss, depending upon his mood.
Into work five minutes later – swipe the card…funny how ‘swipe’ has taken on a new meaning – I’ve been late three times in eight years…and then only by a few minutes… get the notes, and the keys. Weigh up the wagon from the side on – it always looks huge and so very bloody long but it doesn’t faze me…the day it does is the day I’ll pack it in.

Have a good look around her, none of the fourteen tyres are flat, trailer attached as it should be, curtains secure….unlock the cab door , three steps to heaven ? nah, not really, but it could be worse.

Fill in the tachograph disc and insert same. Fire up the 420 horses. Let the oil get around the big Engine, switch the radio on – 5. I’m more tolerant when mobile. Engage the heated mirrors to clear the moisture and mist…Ten minutes and she’s warming up nicely. Out the cab again check all the lights…back in the seat, which rises and falls on air for my comfort, engage low range and first gear, ….she seems reluctant to move, the weight holds her back…but we’re off. Halt at the ‘T’ junction only if it’s not clear otherwise keep her rolling. In five minutes we’ll be on the motorway. Down the slip-road picking up speed and looking for a gap in the traffic – the lane I’m in is dedicated for a couple of miles but I need to get out into the next one a.s.a.p. Up into top gear high range now, thats the fourteenth…speed approaching forty-five m.p.h.and rising A touch on the indicator and as if by magic some obliging soul pulls out into lane 3 to let me join 2. The motorway is lit here, it’s busy, and needs to be lit really. Two junctions up and I’m indicating left…off at this Junction look for a chance to get over the roundabout without stopping – keep the lump moving – fine we’re out and heading towards a sharp left after traffic lights. Move over to the right, blocking any chance for overtakers who do not realise I need all the room there is, otherwise the trailer wheels will be on the kerb!

Next lights I need to stay in the offside lane ‘cos it’s a right . Means frustrating any fast getaway merchants behind me but bugger it – it’s too short a distance to be weaving sixty feet of truck lane to lane. Might get a chancer passing on the inside but there’s a slight chicane/dog leg up ahead and a flick of the wheel can work wonders.

More than halfway now and it’s another tight left hander when keeping going is the priority. It’s a knocking bet though that the next lights will change as I approach. A steepish hillstart means progress is slow off the mark – flash anything turning right across me…let them go. Up into low range third now – hit the splitter button to knock her up half a gear. The hill now goes downwards. It’s steep too – action needed. Weighing 44 tonnes gross a truck can soon run away with the unwary. Disaster is seconds away at this delicate stage. The road is wet and looks greasy…at the bottom of the hill is a tight left hander. Even though it’s early the pavements are populated by workers and kids heading for the school bus. The revs build in the lower gear as the downhill starts to tempt the truck to give way to gravity. The rev counter suggests it’s time, so do my instincts.

Flick the switch for the two-stage exhaust brake and the engine note sounds throttled as an imagined ‘big-hand’ grabs the vehicle and slows it down, literally drags the speed down as the gradient increases. Satisying noises of restraint and engine braking come from below. Flick it again and the manicles come on… she’s shackled and slowing further. Sat eight feet above the ground I look at the tight left hander to see what’s coming the other way.

Signal right to overtake a stationary bus, picking up school-kids and commuters, ease out if there’s room to dominate the oncoming, brake if there’s not.

A short hop through the village centre now and it’s right under the railway bridge and traverse through the very narrow streets of a housing estate. Parked cars make it awkwards sometimes, but not this morning. Hope there are no HGV’s coming the other way because it’s very tight and exceptional measures are needed to accommodate one another.

Inot the Mill, finally. And another load of re-cyclable consumerist used packaging in about twenty eight cubes all tightly compacted is all set to go. Maybe there’s a queue – in which case I can read me paper.

Job done and head back the same way. Easier when empty…like driving as big car really and the acceleration needs to be kept in check. Join the motorway in sunshine & lovely blue sky. Push the cassette into the hole and let’s have some Big Country to remind me this can be (can be) the best job in the world sometimes… Under the big bridge then a glance right towards my house – it’s beyond the horses, the meadow, the river and the woods …surely one of the best views from any urban motorway in England – any I know anyway. Another few hours and I’ll be back there…knocking out nonsense on me p.c

Autumn on the Peak Forest Canal….today, between Romiley and Marple.

…along the Peak Forest Canal yesterday. Wallet & I were joined by our grand-daughter whose delight in feeding some hungry ducks was a joy to see.

We joined the towpath at New Mills and walked towards Whaley Bridge.  The unyielding drabness of the slate grey sky did not spoil our stroll . Moreover, the colour sof autumn managed to shine through and the trees were quite lovely as leaves fluttered to the ground even in the stillness of this Sunday morning.

As luck would have it we were to catch sight of a  double engined steam train hauling eastward to Sheffield. Across the viaduct by New Mills the ribbon of smoke issuing forth transported a small knot of people (gathered on the hillside to admire) back half a century in time. When coal was king and the country spluttered on all cylinders working in a semblance of unison.

two Black 5's hauling eastward

two Black 5's hauling eastward

factory in background churns our 'love-hearts' - Swizzel's

factory in background churns our 'love-hearts' - Swizzel's

We shook off the Ducks and headed toward Bugsworth. We hadn’t been walking long when we spotted a Heron, standing stock still for photographs as I, and several other walkers availed ourselves of his patience.
an obliging Heron

an obliging Heron

A mile or so along the towpath we came upon Funess Vale Marina, where a few dozen narrowboats moor permanently. My appetite for boat ownership was rekindled by this oasis of quiet and clam, as the only activity was a few boaters preparing their craft for winter – buffing and cleaning, perhaps preparing to batten down the hatches before the cold and wet set in.
moorings

moorings

more moorings

more moorings

We’d neve rwalked this stretch of the canal before, but over the last few months have now completed pretty much all of it ! I pondered the busy A6 , of which I caught glimpses of to the south, a couple of hundred yards away form the towpath.  I’ve driven that road literally thousands of times and never knew this little marina existed. Stark contrasts indeed. Now I know of it I shall be a frequent visitor.
Soon however, rumbling tums dictated a ‘U’ turn ang we returned to New Mills, pausing for a picture as g/d found herself between  a rock and a hard case….
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We rounded off the morning with  a cheap treat at MacDonald’s – tasty bites all round  and agreeable milk shakes.
Another few hours well spent, in which Grandma and Gran-daughter’s inseperability was again apparent and a joy to behold.
kicking over the traces of autmn
kicking over the traces of autmn

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Blimey – seven months on the sick – the ‘pat and mick’ ….the longest time – by far – I’ve ever slipped out of ‘collar’ since 1967.

The finances are suffering on a pocket money style week to week basis because the stautory sick-pay ran out after 28 weeks and I’m currently on ‘Employment Support Allowance’ – a new benefit which is replacing ‘Incapacity Benefit’ which is claimed by an amazingly high number of people, some of them no doubt spuriously.

The last few weeks have been  a taste of retirement and I have to say I’ve liked it. A lot. I’ve been feeling fitter, gaining strength and walking further than at any time in my life since the mid-seventies…when I was a Postman! No pain to speak of either which is liberating in itself.

Two major operations in the space of three months seem to have paid off in that both his now function very well. I get  a good nights sleep and the aching arse syndrome I’ve suffered with for three years has gone. Wonderful.  I’ve actually been waking up at 8-00 am. instead of tossing and turning all night with umpteen glances at the clock in the wee small hours.

Once the post op. pain began to subside – and it was different pain to that I’d had before – and I could start to walk ever increasing distances I feel this has been life as it should be lived. No wage earning imperative, no demands on my time, no schedules to keep, no pressure….no nowt.

People have asked ‘Don’t you get bored’  My answer is always the same ‘boredom is not a term that features in my life’

 There is simply too much going on in my head. You’ll have gleaned that much if it is of little consequence, but it keeps me occupied.

Sadly though these alcyon days are drawing to  a close. A three hour driving assessment last week brought no ill effects and the routine aspects  aspects of the job were mastered with a plum (fruit joke). No ill effects to delay my return and all I await now is a green light from my Doctor tomorrow. Twinges from my knee – which has been troubling me of late – were probably down to the somewhat heavy clutch on the old DAF I was driving. 

I shall need to be careful, and will not take any risks. Disclocation is still a possibility

The finances are slightly bruised, rather than battered but damage has been minimised due to  austerity measures – also  a portent of  post2016 living – which have been relatively easy to cope with. I do look forward though to buying the odd DVD when I see one I fancy, and not worrying where the next few gallons of petrol are coming from.

So, all being well I’ll be back at work soon and will have less time to spend on here discussing all and sundry to those who will listen and of course to those who won’t.

Some bloke on a forum I visit said he’s amazed this retirement fiddle is causing such  a furore.

I’m not

But then I’m 58 – just approaching the penalty area and shaping up for a shot at retirement as I wrote last night.
It’s in my sights – it’s been there for a couple of years. As the twentieth century slipped away and I felt myself getting older, aches – pains – needing specs etc….I kept up the work, despite severe arthritis which incidentally over 6 years never cost my employer a days absence – not that we get sick pay anyway.

Thankfully it’s now fixed after two ops in very quick succession against Doc’s advice so I could get back to bloody work!! what a mug you may say, and I currently agree with you.

So, 2016 I thought – it’s looming – no more rising at 5-30am and getting home whenever the demands of the job dictate. Now they plan to move the goalposts and I’m not having it without a fight.

‘Furore?’ you ain’t seen nothin’ yet !

Today my local freesheet is carrying obituariess for people who have died before their threescore years and ten.
Whilst out shopping my wife today learned of two deaths locally – both males in their late fifties.

What’s needed to vehemently protest against this proposal is for more eloquent & better clued up people than me to get the message out to the Conservatives that they are playing with fire.

This proposal WILL cost them hundreds of thousands of votes and those important key-marginal seats should be targetted – anyone over the age of 48 in those seats and elsewhere is being cheated – shortchanged….after years of expectation and it simply will not wash. The fact that the plan is announced by a millionaire with the aim of incrasing inheritance tax thresholds to one million pound merely rubs salt in this inflamed wound.

I’ve already made my feelings clear on a couple of Tory Websites – Conservative Home was one. The feeble responses centred more on the fact that as a Lorry Driver it’s quite amazing that I can string a few sentences together.

Arrogant Arsewipes.
‘All in this together ‘?? my ass.
‘All living longer’ GARBAGE.

A compromise measure might be to stave this rise off until 2020 – when nobody with less than a decade to work before retirement will be affected. I was not contemplating retirement at the age of 48.
Unless one is lucky enough to be retiring at 50 I doubt many people are. One of the Police Officers I was talking to yesterday is doing just that after 30 years service.

Good luck to him but this is increasing social division….although I repeat ‘were all in this together’

BOLLOCKS!

I was determined to make some kind of protest about Tory plans to increase my working life by one year. The goal posts have been moved just as I’m approaching the penalty area and getting ready for a shot – at doing nowt for a change.

 So yesterday I fired off a few e.mails to the likes of George Osborne and others, and then made a placard ! All this activity was bringing my blood pressure down and helping to vent my spleen. Given the fact though that hundreds of Conservatives were meeting in my hometown for their annual conference junket I couldn’t resist a trip into the city centre to perhaps buttonhole a few delegates.

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 A nice sunny day helped make up my mind. ‘Ready for Change’ the posters all proclaimed as I approached G.Mex – I certainly needed lots of it to feed the avaricious parking meters – nearly three quid for two and a half hours. As I alighted the auld Audi and made my way on foot it soon became obvious that the G.Mex centre was subject to huge security. I wasn’t surprised. I engaged a couple of P.C’s in conversation and they told me I’d get nowhere near the building , and all the delegates were now inside . Curses!

Manchester's tallest building behind the conference centre

Manchester's tallest building behind the conference centre

 I began to take a few photographs of this much changed urban cityscape before wandering about a bit aimlessly chatting to a few more Coppers. (no more puns on ‘ready for change’) One young WPC tippped me off that ‘they usually come out for a butty about half-twelve’ – before conversation revealed she usually works the mean streets of Fallowfield & Withington. ‘A real mixed bag’ she declared. I thanked her both for the info. and for doing a ‘valuable job’ she seemed pleased.

I discounted a pub lunch

I discounted a pub lunch

I was feeling peckish and began to evaluate the bewildering array of sandwich bars and the like. ‘Subway’ baffled me – but I’m fairly easily baffled these days. A makeshift marquee in Albert Square offered finest ‘Spanish Cuisine.’ I asked the man cooking a panful of Paella if he had any Spanish Meat & Potato pies but he didn’t answer.

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Between taking photographs, avoiding traffic, and dodging pedestrians on Cross Street I was feeling a little out of my element. I settled on a ‘First Taste’ emporium and a ‘grilled chicken salad’ At just under the quid this represented good value and got my laughing tackle around it whilst sat on a bench in Albert Square , facing the Town Hall. As I struggled a bit to get my mouth around the huge bap, I noticed a growing crowd of skanky inner city pigeons gathering, eager for crumbs. I obliged and a couple of ‘em had far better dinnners than they’d be used too.

Central Library St.Peter's Square

Central Library St.Peter's Square

Dinner dined I went back to G.Mex and saw a flurry of folk with i.d. badges around their necks – I spotted one. A man in his sixties with a limp. He was wearing a suit. I quickly gathered he was in a hurry, and the hurry ( and the limp) seemed to increase when he began to realise what I was banging on about. ‘Who spent all the Money’ he asked. “Certainly not me, I’m not profligate” ‘Ahh, I don’t want a conversation in the street’…

…’Oh Hello’ he said as he was greeted by two more men in suits – one of whom introduced him to his companion as ‘one of our Councillors in Northumberland’ As they chatted, I noticed the folded copy of ‘The Daily Telegraph’ tucked under his arm. The encounter was brief and as my quarry walked on I pursued my line of enquiry…’how is this fair..I’ll have been paying my way for 48 years in 2016 ‘ “You shouldn’t have voted Labour” – the arrogant turdy asserted. ‘But I did no such thing’ I was a bit affronted by his arrogant assumption and confess I momentarily pondered how I might appear to be a Labour voter.

Fleetingly I wished I’d worn my suit ! I was casually dressed you see. Had my accent let me down ? I don’t sound ‘posh’ you see, but I can string sentences together quite well despite a humble upbringing compared to some walking Manchester’s streets this day . I felt like taking my Daily Mail from my bag and hitting him with it but suddenly his limp seemed to ease as he put a spurt on via Albert Square with ‘you can’t defend the indefensible’ wringing in his ears. (hopefully)

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I turned about , looking for more of ‘em. Nothing doing – many were staying in the venue, keeping their seats for Big Dave’s speech. I decided to make my way back to the car. Although the horror of paying for more parking than necessary was gnawing away in my skinflint psyche. I spotted two men – of Asian appearance wearing blue suits. They looked Tory – in fact one of ‘em turned out to be on Dave’s ‘A-list’ A parliamentary candidate !! I introduced myself and they listened. We stood chatting for a couple of minutes by the side of the busy road. The candidate had a huge belly on him. I told him not to espouse the lie that ‘we’re all living longer’ and giving a nod to his enormous girth, reminded him that many within ‘his own community’ were susceptible to life shortening disease’ Fair play to the lads though they did hear me out and nodded sympathetically at the right places.

 Then they assured me ‘we really are in this together’ before heading off to perhaps a first class ticket on the gravy train I pondered awhile – then accosted someone else wearing a badge.

the Town Hall clock

the Town Hall clock

Soon though I decided to cut my losses and head for the supermarket for four cans of Abbot Ale. My bank accout has been augmented by the DWP today by the princely sum of £20. I’m not sure why.  The sum financed my foray into town. Probably my only visit to a Conservative Party Conference. To me they were summed up by the limping Northumbrian who assumed my allegiance and was not willing to listen. If they do get into power and continue with this unfair plan to cheat the over fifties they will be forced to hear at the very least.

glass at the city's heart

 

Meanwhile I shall console my self courtesy of the Abbot, and reflect upon direct action and it merits. I just wished I’d asked that Asian bloke which seat he was standing for. I almost wish him well.

 

In case you’re wondering I decided to leave the placard at home. Frankly I’d have loooked a bit of a pillock walking up and down St.Peters Square with it.

It wasn’t that kind of day….I shall keep it handy though.

Anyway, let’s have a photo finish (the election result might be more emphatic!)

~Beetham Tower~

~Beetham Tower~

looking up Cross Street to the 'Manchester Eye'

looking up Cross Street to the 'Manchester Eye'

Metrolink tram

Metrolink tram

Manchester Town Hall

Manchester Town Hall

a parting shot

a parting shot

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